Bitches and Gentlemen

the metaphors man


tumblr has become a little diary for me

chilling watching halloween movies and then going out with gina and then watching more halloween movies

i also am eating pizza


hey everyone mike isn’t trying to watch porn let’s go upstairs and celebrate right outside of his door

because we can

said my family

fuck u tumblr

fight me

I can’t believe my faggot brother took my clothes out of the dryer and put his in so now all of my clothes are wet and I have to sit in my room in my boxers like :| for like 30 minutes